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Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl?
by Reili
This book is finished! Please give my next book a try as your support helps me greatly! The book is called Abyssal Awakening!I'm captured? Fine, I can't help it since I can't move.Experimented on? At least give me some anaesthetic.I'm freed? Let me get some revenge.Want to plead for your life? Sorry, this miss here holds a grudge.I destroyed the lab so now let me explore this world freely.I somehow joined Mr Hero's party. Fine, he seems fun."Aiya, how cruel. For the honour of being a hero you'd …
I've Become the King of Villains in the Game
by Radish balls
Chen Lun transmigrated to the year before the game's public beta, becoming an NPC in the game world.Thus, a new version was born...Steam punk, Mysterious Objects, Church, Shelter, the pathways of the Sequences of the Seven True Gods...He placed his black top hat on his head, standing atop the ruins.Behind him stood the villain bosses from former game versions, the silent Nun Floey, Bloody Painter Noah, Swordsman Antonio, the delusional clown Alec...Chen Lun said, "Players grind monsters, I grind…
I've Been AFK for Ten Million Years
by Great Professor
Due to a bug in the game, Ren Changsheng accidentally left the game idle for ten million years. As he watched the endless stream of experience points, all Ren Changsheng could think was, 'I really do not want to level up!'
Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse
by Devilbesideyou666
I see dead people. But hey, it’s the zombie apocalypse, everyone is seeing dead people, including a blind girl. It’s not like I am that special. For a while, I thought I was going to be Cinderella, complete with the cruel stepfamily and the little mice for helpers. But instead of mice, I got demons from hell with a taste for chaos.Then again, there is nothing wrong with a little chaos in the middle of the apocalypse. It’s what makes life worth living. Unfortunately for others, they don’t quite s…
Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?
by lumydee
Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^) This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away! Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books:• I'm The King Of Technology•Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!And,•In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park...You can also visit my website for more books:Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. …
I Treat You as My Sister, But You Want to be My Wife?!
by Not Tasty
Shen Dong's marriage proposal failed, and he was dumped. That night, he was taken away by Chen Yuyan. When he woke up, Shen Dong found Chen Yuyan lying beside him. The two had intense sexual intercourse last night!He was instantly dumbfounded. What made him even more confused was that Chen Yuyan actually said she liked him! And she had liked him for a long time!Chen Yuyan said, "Shen Dong, I want to be with you, but if you don't want to, I won't hold you responsible."[Ding! The Ultimate Winner S…
I've been reborn as a villain in an erotic game
by Roni_Sarker
droppeddroppeddroppedWarning :Hentai, brainrot NovelOn his 15th birthday, Otis Hale remembered his past life and realized that this world is the erotic game he used to play in his first life. With this knowledge, he strategically used his understanding of the game's plot and characters to navigate his new life, making calculated decisions to fulfill the ambitions he had in his previous existence.This is a story meant to provide adult entertainment.This story is only here to help you relax in you…
Dama renacida que ve fantasmas es mimada por su ex marido
by 1cutecat
"Fírmalos." Tan fríamente, él le dijo de repente.En un día, Phoebe Saxon lo perdió todo. Traicionada y con el corazón roto, es forzada a saltar de un edificio y se precipita hacia su muerte, sin imaginar jamás que renacería de nuevo, volviendo al año anterior a conocer a su esposo, David Saxon.Con nuevas habilidades como ver fantasmas, establece su vida en un nuevo camino. Ayudar a fantasmas, hacerse rica y vivir una vida sin preocupaciones mientras se venga de los bastardos que la dañaron en el…
I've Turned Into A Fox Girl?
by Shoomoon
Join the discord Server there are extra details about the characters and the world so it would be great to see you there!https://discord.gg/9g5xeRMrGX-----------------------------Shaman, a normal teenage girl falls asleep on the eve of her 18th birthday like any other night. She awakens to find herself in an unknown place in an unfamiliar body with an unhelpful voice in her head. On top of that, she has gained fox ears and a tail, she also seems to have memories of this new world and the body sh…
Wukong, it's decided to be you!
by Fei
【Please draw the carbon cycle of the 'Sengu Giant' during photosynthesis】【The division speed of a certain 'Zoophyte' individual is in the geometric sequence {a}, with a1=3 and a5=24. Find the general formula for its division.】【The main chemical component of the 'Coral Dragon Lizard' scales is ____, soaking it in concentrated hydrochloric acid will produce a precipitate of ____】Looking at the increasingly absurd questions in the tutoring book, Chen Xuan couldn't help but close it, seeing the word…
You Will Only Be Mine
by The_unknown_guy
A normal high school boy with nothing much happening in his life except for...life. Every new day was the same as the one before but he doesn't really care much about it. He thought of himself as a normal high school-going boy with no clear future. Lazy, sarcastic, but kind of intelligent, he was living a normal life.Though fate had different plans for him as he met a girl who he did and did not know. The school princess was the first thing he saw when he woke up in his bed caressing his head. T…
Le Phénix Qui Se Lève
by ZerahNeko
En ouvrant les yeux, elle devient la fille aînée du Grand Général du Royaume de Liuyin.Elle est la fille moderne qui a été transposée dans un monde qui ne respecte que les forts.Martyrisée par ses cousins...Fiançailles rompues...Tout cela ne lui importe peu.Sa devise s'inspire de l'un de ses animes favoris, Hyouka : "Si je n'ai pas besoin de le faire, je ne le ferai pas. Si je dois le faire, je ferai vite.""Tu es déjà dans les bras de ce Seigneur. Oses-tu t'enfuir ?" Un Seigneur la menace."Tu pe…
Summoning Kitten
by Cendrillon1996
The wolves are causing chaos, and a war is on the verge of starting, but Lucifer had to step in and stop it from going. To show the wolves his sincerity, he offered them something they can't refuse, a Neko, but not any Neko, he was offering them his favourite baby kitten. Would the pack know how to deal with her? Or would they be too busy running after her and forgetting all about the war? This story contains fluff, cuteness and no sex. It can count as ddlg, cgl, and age regression.
I’ve Already Become a God, and You Told Me to Be a Bartender?
by NewandMoe
Owen had been a god for a thousand years.But due to slacking off, he was judged by the gods and exiled to a world on the brink of destruction. Soon after, Owen awakened a system and received his first task. But the task was... to create the best pub in the world? And to become the greatest bartender ever?Come on, I'm a god!Thus began his not-so-peaceful life as a bartender.[Ding! Detected that Host has mixed a special drink, which has evolved infinitely into god-tier mana liquid!][Ding! Detected…
Sister, Will You Be Pregnant With My Husband's Child
by MaylisaAzhura
"Will you sleep with my husband until you are pregnant and give birth to his child?"Elena Wasley was reunited with her twin, Elise. She asked Elena to help conceive a child from her husband, Brian Fernandez. Of course, Elena refused because soon she would marry her lover, Diego Orlando.But all changed because of one unexpected incident. Elena wants to conceive the baby by asking for expensive fees. Make Brian and Elise make a written agreement for an agreement with Elena.On the other hand, Tiara…
After Transmigrating as a Demon, I've Been Adopted by Angels!
by Tangerines and Watermelons
"Reincarnated into the World of Magic as a demon, the last thing Davis expected was to grow up right amidst the arms of angels. Ever since the group of philanthropic angels took pity on his miserable birth and adopted him, Davis has been forced to keep his evil identity a secret while he signed in to the system. ""Ding! The Host has signed in at Angel's Pond, 'The Saint's Halo' is rewarded!"" ""Ding! Devil's blood activated. Sign in error. 'The Devil's Curse' is additionally rewarded!"" ""Ding! …
I've Activated The Hidden Path of Beast Evolution
by Pikachu
Ye Fan was transmigrated to a world where everyone was a beast tamer. As the demonic beasts rampaged around the world, humans were forced to build walls to protect themselves while the beast tamers fought the demonic beasts.As the day of enrollment got close, Ye Fan only had a pet beast, the Cute Sparrow, with him.“A Cute Sparrow? Don’t you have a better beast? You’re helpless.”“That beast’s potential is just too bad. Even if it evolves into an Iron Eagle, it can only reach the Intermediate Grad…
Let There Be Blessing Behind You
by Argent Claire
Zuya, whilst teaching the ways of the sword, learns about the deep secret of his pupil.Where is the line that stands between love and duty?
I Became MC In Eroge Game! So Gotta Catch 'em all?
by Madwriter_2377
If I fail to catch the heroines of this shit game, I will die. As of now I, Kevin announce that if I can’t complete the quest - [Catch all heroines before graduation] - the responsibility will solely lie to the Gods who trapped me in this game. Nope, it’s not my fault that I left 1 star review in their game or cursed at the Goddess. It was really shit game. How could I control myself?►[Host, stop babbling and do your work. You haven’t caught a single heroine till now.]‘Stop annoying me, useless…